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After a wee bit of scotch, I’m drinking a quart of Miller High Life. Why?
Because I’m a classy motherfucker, that’s why. It says right on the label, “The Champagne of Beers”. You can’t argue with that.
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High Life is one of the few Good Beers
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It’s so expensive, though. This set me back $2.50. What am I, a Rockefeller?
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Hmm, well once again I have to answer tea...
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Coffee. The breakfast/lunch/dinner/intravenous of champs and addicts everywhere.
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I was drinking Miller Lite earlier because NASCAR
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wachusett pale ale
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I’m old. I can’t have coffee this late in the day and expect to fall asleep later.
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No they ugly af
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I had a craving for it, so I splurged.
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I just cannot into pale ales. I’ve tried, I just can’t. But that means more for you. YOU’RE WELCOME.
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*Vomits*
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Ironically, that’s actually my plan. I have a job I have to get up at 1:30am for on Tuesday, so I’m not going to be sleeping tonight; instead, I’m going to stay up so I’m good & tired tomorrow afternoon, so I can sleep while everyone else is eating dinner.
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Tomorrow night is $3.50 white russians at this local joint. Gonna get blitzed
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No alcohol tonight. Having Pepsi and wife made homemade caramel corn for watching the Oscars.
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OG Coors. I figure if people who like screaming chickens and Sally Field drink it, it’s good enough for me.
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I like White Russians but that sounds like an awful drink to get blitzed on.
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Ooh, not a fan. Feel free, though. Pump those dollars into our economy.
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Like getting drunk on milkshakes. Hangover sucks just the same.
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OH GOD NO PEARS PLEASE!
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I suppose. But vomiting dairy is the worst.
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Goes great with cheesecake!
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I can’t stand pears. It’s like an apple that fell into some sand.
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A red ale at the moment.
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You’re the one drinking High Life! It’s like someone pissed in a rain barrel.
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I do like red ales, as long as they don’t punch me in the mouth with hops that is.
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Still better than a pear.
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No.
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YES. Fight me. *passes out*
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I’m just sooooo sick of IPA.
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Introduced in 1995 by Carolina Brewing of Mooresville. Sold the recipe and name to Foothills in 2014. I went to high school with the original brewmaster’s daughter. Six of us piled into her 88 Buick Century to go to Lollapalooza 96 at the Rockingham Dragway.
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An Allagash Black
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Just settled into a Bullit and coke so I could listen to the new Deadmau5 album when my computer went BSOD on me. Now it won’t even boot. You may have just fucked me for the last time windows. A Mac with dual boot into Linux is now next on my list